wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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