stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
