Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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