fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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