Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I have already put on my inside pants.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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