I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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