i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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