College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Two words: blizzard sex
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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