I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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