I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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