What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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