Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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