How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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