Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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