Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize