just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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