So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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