Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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