Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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