maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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