You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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