I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
my vag is so smooth its legendary
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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