dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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