i think my tv is drunk
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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