If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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