dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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