the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I need water and some morals
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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