in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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