Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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