I can't breathe out the right side of my face
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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