so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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