I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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