I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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