Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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