This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
