is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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