Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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