Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Help. Why am I so naked?
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