operation harelip BJ is a go
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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