we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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