Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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