I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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