I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
we should paint friendship bongs
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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