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Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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