Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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