NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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