I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We were destined to go to rehab together
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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