Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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