Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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