I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
