bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize