i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
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