Sry I called you an 8
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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