why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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