After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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