girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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