The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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