shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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