Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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