so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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